I Turned my Daughter into My HuCow!

Picked up some aphrodisiac derived from Bovine hormones down in Argentina. The Dr. Said it was made specifically for Bovine veterinary breeding procedures. I bought enough to administer double doses to 50 head of cattle. “It’s for a project I’m working on at my ranch.” He seemed unconvinced, but sold it to me anyways. He warned as I was leaving his office, “Don’t even think about trying that out on humans!” At the door, I turned to ask him why. “The effect even at 1% dosage on a human of 100kilos is near uncontrollable nymphomania.” I smiled, thanked him for the ‘warning’ and beelined for the airport and home!