Outdoor pissing should be an Olympic discipline

Whether it be, the furthest, the highest, the biggest volume, the colour, the sound, the danger involved, the most public, being naked or just pulling your panties down, they would all make a great olympic competition. I can just imagine a crowd of tens of thousands going ballistic as women openly pissed in the stadium, then the winners on the podium giving one final display of their golden rain expertise (preferably over the award presentation dignitaries)