Poor white socks!

Okay I'll give this a little try sine I'm a male, so I thought it would be fun to wear a pair woman's socks around the hotel room and hallways, yes my left one is on inside out and it's cute and kind fuzzy! There where brand new and snow white when I first put them on! So if this gets good feedback I'll be more than happy to tell all about where I was wearing them around, god there so drity on the bottom and smell so good! Since I'm a male I would like to know what would any female's in this site like to do if anything to my little white sock feet? Would you feel sad for how drity I got them, play with them on my feet, show them love like kiss them, talk to them, lick them on the bottom "god there so drity" sniff on them "they smell great", please FEMALE'S ONLY NO MALE'S reply to this. Talk to me, reply to this, female's you will love what I reply back to you! NO MALE'S PLEAS. God girl's my poor little white socks, my little babies!