ELECTION WEEK BONUS: IVANKA TRUMP VS. ASIAN CUCKS

Despite her, um, father, I've always loved Ivanka Trump's gorgeous face and rockin' bod... so I thought it would be SUPER hot if, after her father was re-elected, she took charge of humiliating Asian bois all over the US with some Mandatory Asian Chastity laws!! Wouldn't it be nice to have HER tell you that you're just not man enough to take care of ANY girl's sexual needs, and to have her rewrite the laws to keep you from even trying??